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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

Wed Apr 25, 2007, 4:57 AM
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN:

Ø Your last name stays put.
Ø The garage is all yours.
Ø Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Ø Chocolate is just another snack.
Ø You can be president.
Ø You can never be pregnant.
Ø You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Ø You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Ø Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Ø The world is your urinal.
Ø Wrinkles add character.

Ø People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
Ø The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Ø New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
Ø Your underwear is €9.99 for a three-pack.
Ø Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

Ø One mood all the time.
Ø Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Ø A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Ø You can open all your own jars.

Ø You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Ø If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Ø You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Ø Everything on your face stays its original colour.
Ø The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Ø You only have to shave your face and neck.

Ø You can play with toys all your life.
Ø Your belly usually hides your big hips.
Ø You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
Ø You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

Ø You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
Ø No wonder men are happier.




SYMPTOMS OF BEING OVER 25

Tue Apr 10, 2007, 12:34 AM
SYMPTOMS OF BEING OVER 25

1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush" (worst still you don't go to the clubs)

2. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer / basketball player and start dreaming of having a son who might instead.

3. All of a sudden, middle aged people are not 46, they are only 46.

4. Before going out anywhere, you ask whether there is anywhere to park.

5. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out, you keep them because they'll be alright for the garden.

6. You buy T-shirts without anything written on them.

7. You start to worry about your parents' health.

8. You don't get funny looks when you buy a Disney video or a Wallace And Gromit bubble bath, as the sales assistant assumes they are for your children.

9. You always have enough milk in.

10. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear.

11. You actually find yourself saying "They don't make 'em like that anymore" and "I remember when there were only 4 TV channels" and "Not in my day...."

12. Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to get off the bus,You tut at rowdy school children.

13. When sitting outside a pub you admire their hanging baskets.

14. You find yourself saying "is it cold in here or is it just me

15. You understand the above and forward it to your fellow aging friends.





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